Not safe for children

There is some online program you can use to rate your blog, and apparently the fainting goats is rated NC-17 due to its mature content. Just so you know -- don't let small children or puppies see it, cause that would result ... OH GOD WHY RUSSELL MARTIN LOOKS NOTHING LIKE TURTLE FROM ENTOURAGE I WILL KILL YOU JOE BUCK ... then they would grow up cynical and enjoy mocking everything in the world, ever. Either that or become compulsive gamblers. Cause dogs like to play poker.

This public service announcement brought to you by a crazy Japanese commercial. I think it's either for poison or canned milk.