Pat Burrell goes down on dudes
"That's why I call him Pat "Wheels" Burrell."
-Me, to the business editor, after the left-fielder/adonis scored from first on a ball over Andruw Jones head(!) this afternoon.
Also today was the first ever time "Too High!" actually worked when a Brave infielder muffed a pop-up.
Man I'm glad baseball is back. As long as Dice-K doesn't commit any balks we are all good. SUPER MEGA POWER GYROBALL FIRE NINJA PITCH EXPLOSION-SAN!
Kudos: The Onion
And in closing, for no apparent reason, chicks who love guns.
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Fuck your eighth inning couch, Phillies.
And I definitely walk RY HO to get to his white friend, Chase, in the 9th.
But I guess it all comes down to this: Edgar Renteria kinda put it in your holiest, eh? Hot.
Bonds rises from the grave tomorrow. It's my Easter.
T
And Pat the Bat's salary this year:
Pat Burrell $13,250,000
That's almost as absurd as the fellatio he enjoys...
man, f you and your balks.
Pat just needs our encouragement. Like reminding him how many outs there are.
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