What the fuck is going on? /Plank

G4 is showing some sort of softcorn Asian-bukkake related programming. This shit is like adult swim times a million. I'm so glad I tuned into Ninja Warrior earlier.

So here's a natural transition to an IM conversation I had tonight about soccer. I am so confused. Also, the MLS is relevant.

Thope: MLS fantasy league ... unnecessary
Bob in SF: the MLS itself....unnecessary
Thope: I just wish there was a team in philly
Thope: I would go to games
Thope: probably
Bob in SF: we never went to a single game in chicago

Thope: MLS sucks, but its all we have
Bob in SF: their new marketing campaign on espn compares it to baseball
Thope: I would go boo the New York Red Bulls
Bob in SF: fuck Bruce Arena
Bob in SF: and Claudio Reyna too
Thope: Captain America is dead
Bob in SF: it's like, "Hey, Claudio, why don't you let Ghana score again like you're a fucking retarded 4th grader playing pee wee soccer"
Thope: I just threw up in my mouth

Bob in SF: so yay....now we get another shitty American coach
Thope: still interim!
Thope: I wanna see them get the special one
Thope: jose mauremo
Thope: chelski boss
Bob in SF: that would be awesome
Bob in SF: Mourinho defiant after calling referee "son of a whore"
Bob in SF: that's what the US needs in their coach
Thope: just cause he would would call donovan "landycakes"

Bob in SF: at least we have clint dempsey
Thope: true ... he does rap
Bob in SF: big deuce
Bob in SF: in da house
Thope: he hasn't done shit at the national team level though
Thope: drop a deuce?
Bob in SF: he scored in Germany
Bob in SF: when everyone else was picking their asses

Bob in SF: we should naturalize Beckham
Thope: he is D U N
Bob in SF: he's still probably better than any American midfielder we have
Thope: I like Beasley/Convey
Bob in SF: too bad they both weigh 130 lbs soaking wet
Thope: Beckham=instant set piece gold

Bob in SF: We should just cherry pick foreigners
Bob in SF: circa Preki for the "Wiz"
Thope: ahhh MLS
Thope: fucking Blanco is in that now
Bob in SF: David Regis
Bob in SF: hahaha
Thope: David fucking Regis
Bob in SF: that worked out well for everyone
Bob in SF: quite a masterful move by Steve Sampson


That was borderline retarder so here's a panda watching other panda's fuck on TV. You heard me, it's panda porn.