A Quick Rejoinder

First of all, Tommy, don’t shroud a shoutout to your sister’s travel blog in an attack on me, biggest of dogs. One or the other muthafucka. I find such ambivalence to resemble the nitrous we both once inhaled from whip cream bottles reserved for a Kappa Sigma Thanksgiving: confusing and short-lived.

Secondly, that photoshop of Barry Bonds is definitely not racist. I actually think it’s kinda hot. What would happen if we photoshopped Dimitri Young onto a red-assed baboon and let them both frolic together, for all to see, in some kind of internet zoo?…oh wait, that’s terribly racist…For this I blame my lackluster Northwestern education and the whiteys like BA and Ted Riley who surrounded me.

Thirdly: Get your jimmy thicker. With St. Ides Malt liquor.

In conclusion: this site has been riddled with omissions under your stewardship (yeah I said it). One of these being a glaring lack of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. I proffer him now, halved, as a chance at recompense: