Deathmatch counterpunch: Best places to visit in the Mushroom Kingdom

This is so fucking arbitrary, I am not even gonna number them. The first rule of Deathmatch? There are no rules.

That level where you get in a boot in Mario 3

There you go. The almighty green boot's protection overwhelms all bitey/spikey enemies.
Good old level 5, the sky level. You know what they say, "Better bring your P-Wing."
Nobody says that.


Koopa Troopa Beach
Much better than that totalitarian paradise, Wario Stadium. For one, its the beach, some sort of desert island. No hustle and bustle to deal with. Just sit back and watch the go karts go past. I would chill by the palm trees to see the crashes. Plus, there's the sweet tunnel, the crab-infested sandbar, and monkeys in the trees. Not to mention you can go off a bunch of sweet jumps.
Yoshi sucks.



Wherever the Mario Party is

From what I can see, Mario parties with Jack Daniels, and they rock the gib. Master Chief is also there for some reason, I guess he's the bouncer. Just wait til Ronald McDonald shows up.