Our long regional nightmare is finally over

That's right Philadelphia sports fans, the 20-odd year championship drought ended, i guess. The Kixx are your National Major Indoor Soccer League champs. Suck it Detroit Ignition fans!

I will always regret not making the trip to the Compuware Sports Arena to witness this historic event. That place erupted when a Detroit defender was blue carded, resulting in a 2-point penalty goal for the Kixx. I have no idea what that means.

When player-coach Don D'Ambra scored a 3-pointer to put the game away, a palpable gloom was lifted from the city of brotherly love.

Upon further review, it seems they also won the championship in 2001. I am going to pretend that never happened. When is the parade again?

Plus they give away free hats.
Free. Hats.