Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Skiing is fun

skiass. heh.

There are few things more humorous than seeing someone wreck their shit while you are riding up the ski lift. Well, besides shouting "Ka-Chow!" or "Pew! Pew! Pew!" at random people as you blow by them.

Last weekend, I was up in the Poconos and saw some guy fall over for no apparent reason, lose both his skis, and slide, ski-less, 100 yards down the mountain. Assholes that we are, shibby and I started laughing uncontrollably at the guys misfortune. Good luck climbing back up the hill for your skis, dumbass.

It was the best wreck I'd seen since we were up at Mt. Snow in Vermont near the end of the season last year. Some guy was cruising along, carving some turns, pretending to be Bode Miller. Little did he know that there was a big bare patch just over that next hump. Word to the wise, mud and grass will stop skis in a hurry.