Andrea Bargnani takes it in the jar
Andrea is a girl's name you 7-foot multi-talented douchebag.
Yeah so tonight the sixers dropped the first of what is sure to be many games this season. Despite being down 22 in the the third quarter, they managed to make it interesting -- getting within 1 before a four point play by the aforementioned dego.
Still, I think this young, shitty sixers team could be fun this season. The potent three-point shooting of Kyle Korver, dominating rebounding of Reggie "Nutgrabber" Evans, competent passing of Andre Miller and development of young players like Rodney Carney, Lou Williams and Jason Smith are all pretty compelling, to me at least.
Not to mention the continued evolution of AI squared. He's like a Youtube video that eats and plays Wii.
On the other hand, Chris Bosh plays the game like some sort of dinosaur (a raptor perhaps?). That is to say -- he is a relentless killing machine, stopping at nothing until he has slit opposing teams' guts with his razor sharp claws so he can feast on their innards.
In conclusion, nutgrabber.
2 comments:
i'm sure jesus forgave both of them. and kaman being the good christian that he is probably prayed for it. how sweet. i'm picturing jesus and mr. kaman skipping through a field of sunflowers holding hands with their manes flowing in the wind. then jesus grabs his nuts.
Basketball sucks. Go Flyers! ...?
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