Overrun by badgers

Here's some crap I stumbled across while trying to determine the right stripper for my funeral.

In disturbing global power-broker news, we have the world's most comprehensive war game. I just hope Matthew Broderick doesn't hack it.

This is my BOOMSTICK. That's a pretty fun little flash game right there. Almost as good as Ninja.

Every episode of Scientific American Frontiers is available online. Before the Discovery Channel, this was basically it for entertaining science programming (sorry Nova). Plus it's hosted by Hawkeye, whose cheeky antics are always good for a laugh.

Speaking of archives, Sports Illustrated has opened their vault.

There is no way I will ever find a video as awesome as the Predator Rap from last week. But I'm going to try anyway -- here's a bunch of drunk people falling down.


Hrm, what else? The consumerists ultimate guide fighting back could be useful to people who buy things. I prefer to get my material goods "free" if you know what I mean.

Finally, we have the most ridiculous headline I've seen this week -- Child Molester: Bigfoot Raped Me. Now that's news you can use.

That's it, I'm going to go look for a manic-depressive who wagered his life savings on a basketball game. Laters.