I need a guitar

Here's some crap I found while counting down the days till The Wire finale.

In case you didn't know, Philadelphia has a rich tradition of beer. In fact, some have called it America's best beer drinking city. And in support of that we have Philly Beer Week, which starts today and runs through the 16th. Here's a calendar of events if you are so inclined. Not usually one for the organized events, so I'm going to just start visiting the 50 best bars in town one by one. I can't believe I've only been to two of those that I remember. Stupid living in the suburbs.

This concept of a Mall Ninja intrigues me. People are dumb.

Speaking of dumb people, this Onion column sums up the attitude I'm talking about pretty well.

Here's a bunch of GMail hacks that I found useful.

It was in the news recently that more than one out of every one hundred Americans is in prison. Why is this the case? Because we love to punish people. Also, institutional racism.

As a former pizza delivery driver, I gotta point out this site. If you ever wonder about delivery etiquette, that there's your bible.

This week's video is a hilarious look at Pat Burrell's spring training "crib" back in 2002. I particularly enjoy the fridge entirely filled with beer and water. Gotta keep your fluids up.


Finally, TV news is garbage.

That's it, I'm going to go do some Holocaust shots. Enjoy your weekend.