It's funny because it's true

Highlights of a weekend at the beach:

-Referring to hot girls as "talent" is for real. So covert and less demeaning than slootz.

-Accidently cutting yourself while drunk ill-advised. Alcohol is a thinning agent and chances are you will leave a trail of blood on the linoleum.

-"Want a moustache ride?" doesn't work as a pickup line, even if you are, in fact, rocking a moustache.

-When a drunk woman backs into the driver-side door of your parked car, be sure to check if the window still works.

-Finally, because Mickey Avalon doesn't have music videos, this.