Shut up

For your possible infotainment: Here are some subjects that should get more media coverage than the illegitimate love children of vice presidential candidates children, whose father may be or may not be nicknamed "Meat." Or hurricanes that didn't destroy New Orleans.

African plane crashes

The Coen Brothers\

Chicago school protests

Google to launch web browser, announces it via webcomic

In a world ... where one man set out to make a difference ... he died due to complications from medical treatment

Helen Mirren loves the coke

And finally, anything about bacon