Friday, July 18, 2008

I get it


You fat bastards. Friday filler is back for revenge.

First, a bit of politics: Kucinich's impeachment resolution is going to the judiciary committee -- where there will be a public airing of all the disparate elements of Bush's imperial presidency, and the resolution will be killed. And then Pelosi will unhinge her jaw and swallow a baby whole. But there will be surprise mystery guests!

Fuck that shit. Obviously the big news is the Dark Knight is in theaters today. By all accounts it looks like it will live up to the hype. And this guy says it's like the Wire. As if I wasn't excited about this already, now we're comparing the Joker to Omar. I'm hyperventilating right now. He's the goddamn batman.
And sealing the deal for me to bike 20 miles in 95 degree weather tomorrow (heat stroke, huzzah!) -- the trailer for Watchmen will air before Dark Knight. Although I did already watch it about 20 times. What can I say, I have poor impulse control. FUCK YES OMG OMG OMG RORSCHACH WHARRGARBL.

Perhaps it's best if we move on. Radiohead released a video for their song House of Cards. It was made with no cameras or anything -- only "3D plotting techniques" whatever that means.

You can also watch a version with crazy screens you can manipulate. Although that does take a while to load.

Hrm, how bout some corporate evil? The great floss conspiracy? It seems CNN is against the American Dream. Good to know.

That's it, hope your bank doesn't go under this weekend.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

In movie news, I went and saw Wanted the other day. Though not as good as the review you posted made it seem, it was enjoyable nonetheless. I think the key to that movie is having some expectations about what you are going to get. Big action, special effects, shoot outs, Angelina Jolie's ass, and some requisite cheesiness. It did have a nice little twist in the plot line and Morgan Freeman delivers the best line of the whole movie. It was an entertaining movie for what it is.
Enjoy the bike ride, don't they have buses that run WC to Exton?

-Schwagtastic

thope said...

So you didn't want to fuck it? Too bad.

There is no movie theater in Exton or bus to Downingtown.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking it would be a quicker ride from say the mall to the theater then from WC to downingtown. But then I don't know if the buses have racks on the front of them to put your bike on to take with you.

thope said...

That's puffin talk.