Dog Show

What a week. Here's some crap I found while waiting in line for free chicken.

Spring training is here! I for one look forward to seeing the Phillies marked improvement due to their blockbuster signings of Geoff Jenkins, Pedro Feliz and Kris Benson. It's fucking guaranteed.

Here's a cool list of bad ass medieval weapons

In borderline pornography news, the SI Swimsuit issue is on newsstands. I prefer to get my scantily-clad women on the internet. Oh, good.

I'm undecided on what I should do for my next vacation. On one hand we have horse surfing. On the other hand, cocaine is a helluva drug and its just there for the finding. Or maybe I'll just go to China and watch a lion ride a horse.

The R-rated trailer is out for "Pineapple Express" a stoner movie from Judd Apatow and crew. Watch it here. Between that and Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo, the stoner movie demographic seems well covered in the near future.

More important I think is the well-played use of MIA's song "Paper Planes" in the pineapple express trailer. That is just an outstanding song. In fact, I have watched the video about 50 times in the past couple days. Third World Democracy indeed.
Also, that replaces the end of Ruff Rider's Anthem as the best ever use of gunfire in music.

That's it, try not to go extinct.