Complete abortion

Lets liveblog what is hopefully the end of the NBA season. Angelina Jolie on the Daily Show will have to wait til the 8 times it's on tommorrow. But I will toss up this most ridiculous of commercials.

There, there Billy, the Weatherman will tell us its OK.




So to the point. Its 66-64 with 4:50 to play. Hard to believe it has been nearly two months since WARRIORS.

Tony parker turns it over. Tied up. ANDERSON VERAJEO?

Ginobili for three. Fucking Argentina.

69-66 for about a minute off the clock.

I may be wrong, but Gregg Popovich just looks evil.

The Spurs just got three straight offensive rebounds. They have skeleton powers.

Duncan hits Oberto for the And1. This is unwatchable.

I think ABC actually wants me to turn the channel with the "Chuck and Larry" commercial. More Jessica Biel's ass!

And we're back.
Hey Mike Breen, I'm going out on a limb to say Tony Parker isn't the only one who wants this series to end tonight. It's probably everyone outside Cleveland. And in Cleveland.

Oberto converts the free throw. Duncan gets a steal, Oberto two. Oberto sounds like a type of tomato sauce is a type of beef jerky.

Lebron for three. YES. (this line brought to you by Marv Albert).

74-69 with 1:17 to play. Duncan fouled.

Ginobili drives and lays it in.

The only thing that can redeem this at this point is if Drew Gooden punches Ginobili in the throat. Malice at the Palace: Quicken Loans edition.

So who wants to firebomb a McDonalds? I demand the filet o' fish be removed from their menu.

OK the game. It's 76-71. Ginobili at the line for two. This shit is OVAH

I am gleefully anticipating a post game interview with Eva Longoria.

Ha Ha terrible foul on Ginobili. He hit Damon Jones on the head. Three free throws with 7.5 left. Still over unless King James uses sovereign powers.

Well clearly a timeout is necessary. Fuck you Merlin. Choke it away at the line.

Not gonna happen. We got some free throws from Ginobili. END IT.

Thank the sweet lord Jebus its over. Four titles for Duncan et al.

Tony Parker finals MVP? Best player in the series according to announcers Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson, the only two people who watched it in its entirety.
Holla at yo boy TJ. And white dude.

Tim Duncan is eloquent.

Mild boos from the Cleveland crowd during the David Stern portion of the award ceremony warm the cockles of my unfeeling heart.

Fuck you San Antonio.