Tuesday, March 09, 2010

These things



These are the crucial types of items that might have been posted to the twitter, if I didn't beat it over the head and knees with an iron pipe and then stomp on it with my handy jackboots. I think it fled to Venezuela after that. This was because of all of your advice, so thanks.

First, one more Oscar-related thingy ... the best films never nominated for any Oscar at all since 1980. I don't really know/care if it is "correct" or not, but hey it's interesting to briefly consider and then discard at the least.

Russia's angriest newspaper? Of course Taibbi is involved.

Fucking Lawyers. So arrogant.

And in conclusion how bout a Sabotage-Battlestar combination, until it gets removed due to numerous copyright violations? Can't stand it, ya know I planned it, etc. etc. etc.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Venezuela! Because it lacks an expedition treaty, of course--especially when goring is involved.

Fucking in lawyers indeed. They get it first, you know. And by "it" I mean sodomy in hell. The bad sodomy. There's a difference?

Unknown said...

Coincidence: On the back of my lawyer business card it says "Ask if they can do better than me, and if they say yes, stab them in the chest before they say another word. If you let them say anything else, it's already too late."

Lost.

Unknown said...

Also considered: On the back of my business card it says "I can also be reached by calling my boat-phone on my boat, Cirrhosis of the River."

Funnier? Less un-funny? Who's to say? You?