The heckling will be audible, as god intended
It is a pastoral sport, man. The famous Dead Comedian George Carlin did a whole "Baseball vs. Football" routine, wherein he made clear the Militaristic Theme of Football vs. the Lovely Day in The Park Theme of Baseball, so you can go and Google that shit while I ask the Rhetorical Question: Why the fuck are they always trying to make the Baseball like Football? Can't we have stuff be different? I have attended and enjoyed Football games and it's usually way fucking colder than I would like it to be and everybody is all amped in the fullest non-military expression of Militaristic Society, and that's the Football, man, bring a Pocket Flask, all kindsa Greco-Roman Weirdness, people hollering with painted faces, screaming, "Tailgating" with Feverish Consumption of Mass Quantities of alco-beverage, Roasting of various Meats, lotsa BAMARAMARAMARAMARAMARAMA, and vomiting in the parking lot. Good Times, man, seriously. It all makes sense in the Gladiatorial Empire of a sport that celebrates the Big Game with Roman Numerals, totally fucking awesome, man, just don't get your Football in my Baseball, OK?
-Joe MacLeod
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You need to incorporate a headline for the daily local web page that uses the word aporkalypse. Possibly "Aporkalypse Now" or "The Four Swine of the Aporkalypse" or "The Aporkalypse comes to West Chester"
Are you still planning on doing that City Race thing in Philly or do you want to go to the Chili Cookoff Concert in DC? I didn't hear anything so I am guessing you don't want to go.
-Dan
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