Seems unnatural

Hey hey, it's Friday. Let's see if I can score a few salient points before peacing out to go meet this dude in a parking lot who is selling me an NES complete with light gun and powerpad. Which I will then somehow transport several miles by bike. Moving on.

First a few political notes:
O Kucinich, my Kucinich
The wee neo-commie congressman with the hot redhead wife spent a good 5 hours reading impeachment articles against Bush earlier this week, despite Nancy Pelosi's constant "shhhing" in the background. Apparently impeaching the president could be "divisive" and hurt Obama's chances to win the white house. Whatever. I think it might be funny to watch the right-wing hate machine attempt to spin impeachment into a positive. Although it'd probably just be more of the same "this encourages terror" garbage. It also should be noted that Kucinich gets virtually no media coverage outside the intranets. Likely because everyone is too preoccupied with Obama giving his baby momma a terrorist fist jab.

Gitmo? I hardly even know her!
The supreme court ruled that detainees at everyone's favorite prison camp due have the right to habeaus corpus and can challenge their detainment. Check it out, everyone loves reading legal documents (PDF). The reactions from both sides of the aisle are predictable, with lefties lauding the decision and right-wingers calling for more battlefield executions.

Obama must reach out to racist voters
Exactly that.

OK enough of that political mumbo-jumbo, here's some lighter fare.

Yes that office freakout video posted last week was a fake. It was somehow a promotion for the upcoming probably awful actioner, "Wanted." Why do you keep lying to us internet?

The New York times recently took a foodie tour of ballparks. Prominently featured are both the Phillies' and the Giants' stadiums. The only observation I'll offer is that the Schmitter is possibly the best sandwich ever, and somehow more unhealthy than a cheesesteak.

"Unicorn" found in Italian park. No word on whether or not it is going to candy mountain.

There may have been a link to passive aggressive notes here before, but whatever. I particularly enjoy the one at the truck stop in Wisconsin that points out that people must purchase their porn before taking it into the bathroom.

Finally a video of, well, I'm not exactly sure what it is supposed to be. Those crazy Japanese, and their men dressed up as dancing fish.


That's it, enjoy the pterodactyl (nsfw).