The latest in Wisconsin flood news

I saved my fish from the flood!

Those of you who watch cable news have undoubtedly heard about the horrible threat posed to small towns on the Kickapoo(!) River in our nation's cheese and beer basket. Gays Mills(!) is on the brink of collapse after a second flash flood in the past year. Just another of example of God hating the Gays (Mills).

But seriously, whoever had "podunk Midwestern towns" as one of the first American casualties of global warming, steal yourself a gallon of gas. Apologies to disappearing islands, but if this isn't the canary in the mineshaft, what the hell will be? Dennis Quaid doesn't give a shit about Platteville, and it's full of fat white people.

Its doubtful many of these jerks who just lost their homes for the second time in a year even understand/believe in the underlying cause of their problems. According to an ill-informed op-ed I just read, global warming is actually a world-wide commie plot to ... actually its diabolical goals are unclear. But watch out, the op-ed did make clear that those fucking leftists and their shifty-eyed baby-eating ways cannot be trusted.

It seems like people think that weather patterns around the globe are not connected in any way, shape or form. These increasing numbers of isolated severe weather incidents remain just that, separate and devoid of correlation. It's hot as hell here, but it's raining in other places! It's impossible to determine the true nature of nature! Al Gore!