Tuesday, August 22, 2006

blatant Phillies love

Man up you fucking bitches. Rowand leads the fucking way and now he's out, again.

But seriously, win the god-forsaken NL wild card, just look at the other the other contenders.

Reds? Please. Aaron Harang/Bronson Arroyo is their #1 starter.

Diamondbacks? garbage.

Padres? Better pitching staff, but seriously. Josh Barfield? Trevor Hoffman cannot be trusted.

Giants? Bonds=done. Moist Ass's urine will not save you now.

My case: Phils got top 5 NL offense, plus a pitching staff that keeps them in games. Witness. Lieber is throwing strikes. Brett Myers beats down hitters like they're his wife. Hamels is 'hollywood'. Wolf has been rebuilt, better than he was before. And Mathieson, well, he kinda reminds me of Danny Jackson.

You heard it here first: If the fightins make the playoffs, they are your NL World Series team.

VICTORINO!!!!!!!

4 comments:

thope said...

Dammit I forgot the recently traded for Old Man Moyer. Bonus: They now have 3 lefties in the rotation.

Anonymous said...

jamie moyer sucks.

Captain Caveman said...

Congrats on the Moyer addition. The Ancient Mariner should do well in the NL. I saw the load-bearing sundeck comment on KSK -- hit me up over email.

And if it's applicable, AEKDB.

ToddT said...

Dude, your first comment is from yourself. Mildly sad. But things are looking up - because the next one is from the soon-to-be-world-famous blog-runner of Todd Thatcher is a Jerk (http://thatcherjerk.blogspot.com/)

Oh, yeah, my comments on your post - I hate sports and the people who play them.