You win this round, Associated Press

Oh man, this article about the "beer pong world championships" could well be my favorite thing I have ever put on a news website. I can't decide which is my favorite, that "about 100 contestants look like Eminem" or the Itzhak Perlman reference in the same paragraph as the phrase crotch-grabbing. Also good: The related photos on the wire include one of a guy working one of those DUI ignition interlock devices. And I'd commend the writer in getting both sides of the story, with quotes from contestants bragging about their drinking prowess as well as other saying its about the skill, not the drinking.