I'm inspired

Keeping with the video blog theme:

Random Friday Videos

Killing time til quitting time by looking at videos on the Youtube.
Here's a couple "good" ones.

First we have the Brohemian Rhapsody. I just wish it had more Jager Bombs.


And second we have possibly the greatest video in the history of GI Joe. Just sayin...

Thanks for the lesson

In case you fell asleep in health class and was too busy playing tetherball to catch all the talk in elementary recess, here's a little informative clip.



A good start gone bad.

Sexy Doodle Dandy

Some of the best films are foreign.



Eagles take on the Foreskins tonight in a classic NFC East matchup. Go birds!



That's all for now.

Taking the show on the road

A friend of mine sent this video to me, and since I haven't posted in a while due to some business travel, I thought I would share. This guy has a lot of time on his hands, but hey, I'm blogging so I don't have much room to talk. For the record, southern Maryland is very boring, but the crabs are good. And no, not those kind of crabs.



I've seen people open bottles of beer with various objects: paper, lighters, shoes, etc., but nothing like this. Kudos. She's a keeper. Added bonus if she could add a lime to the beer without using her hands.



With football season approaching, I decided to throw in this video. This kid has some talent and raw speed. Looks like he tears up his pee-wee league much like Joseph Addai did to the Eagles last year in Indianapolis. Ugly. I bet USC has already contacted him regarding a verbal commitment.



That's it for now. Expect a new Deathmatch Listoff shortly.

Business in the front, party in the back

Well I'm not sure what's going on here, but count me out.

Imma just post a crapload of videos

To celebrate a new(old) author here, and since apparently this blog has been "riddled with omissions" here's a shitload of videos I tracked down over the past few weeks. Mmmmm ambivalent.

First, THE line.


RIP Arrested Development


Mmmmm Baby Jesus


It was tough to decide which Bill Murray clip to put up, but this edged out "Cats and Dogs living together" from Ghostbusters.


And finally, here's some SeaLab for your grill. ahahaha pipes

Hatfield Dollar Dog Night

Watching the Phils play the Braves in the epic pitching matchup of Tim Hudson v. Cole Hamels. Its bottom 4, Victorino and Howard just got out, Utley's up, Imma liveblog it up for a minute. all times eastern

8:03- We got Harry the K in the house. He was extremely amused by "Happy the Pig" and "Frowny" the Phanatic. Old people are just like little kids and stoners. oooo ... shiny.

8:05- Utley flies out to end the inning.

8:06- Check out all the Phils batters' entrance music -- pretty good stuff over at the 700 Level. No more Holy Diver? Thats one more strike against Burrell. number 7 by my count.

8:10- Hamels is fucking dealing. Tim Hudson will be his 6th K of the night.

8:13- Bottom 5 now, still all bagels. We have a new Phillies announcer this year. None other than Gary Matthews Sr. Sarge in the house and not on HGH!

8:15- Aaron Rowand clearly has head injuries. Just look at his stance. Fucking Sped

8:16- Chris Wheeler just said that Phils catcher Carlos Ruiz is "deep in the box." And while I was typing that he just went yard. First hit of the night is a HR. CARLOS! RUIZ!

8:18- mmmm PBR

8:20- Yes, those managers do play hunches, sarge. Is sarge the replacement for Harry(soonly dead?) Just a hunch.

8:22- Hamels is a pitching god. Imagine Tom Glavine with Trevor Hoffman's change-up.

8:23- I smell a future "So bad its good: The Reaping." It smells like BO.

8:25- Rollins up, trying to make up for getting picked off earlier. You know J-Roll makes it rain. but not this time, 1 away. VICTORINO!

8:28- Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Tim Hudson. Where's Mike Hampton?

8:31- This game is flying by. End of the sixth less than an 1 1/2 hours in.

8:33- It would be awesome if the final was 1-0 with the only run on a HR by Carlos Ruiz. He's no Chris Coste, but what can you do. And typing that caused Andruw Jones to single.

8:36- Harry and Sarge are repeating each other. Terrible. Sarge tries to recover by talking about how much it hurts the catcher when the ball hits him. Hamels is unfazed by the commentary, striking out Francouer.

8:38- Clearly Cole needs a fanclub. If we can have the "Padilla Flotilla" and the "Wolf Pack" not to mention "Sal's Pals" he deserves one. Suggestions are welcome.

8:40- Holy shit Burrell is getting booed for not getting to a texas-leaguer in left. IT'S ONLY THE SECOND GAME OF THE SEASON PEOPLE. Burrell needs to be traded, unfortunately.

8:43- Cole just had a web gem. Decision time, Harry? Shut up, Charlie is totally leaving him in. AND he gets out of the jam.

8:46- Dodge Stump the Fans -- Who was the was the winning pitcher when the phils clinched the 1993 NLCS in Game 6?
Tommy Greene

8:48- Base hit Burrell. Michael Bourn Identity in to pinch run. No Dice, Wes Helms hits into what will be one of many many his DPs this season.

8:50- Hamels is at 114 pitches -- doubt he's coming back. Four pitch walk to for Sped, I mean Rowand.

8:52- And yeah Hamels is clearly done as he is being interviewed in the clubhouse right now. WTF. The phils are still at bat. Sped just stole 2nd.

8:53- "Hamels' Whores?" sorry

8:56- The latino David Bell is in as a defensive replacement at third base. Niiiiice.

8:59- Who the hell is pitching for the phils? Lefty? time to peruse my 2007 Phillies media guide. Ahh Matt Smith. Best 10 bucks I ever spent on a drunken impulse.

9:02- Its Geoff Geary time. Top eight in a 1-0 game. My god the Phils bullpen is weak. This is your setup man? Really? When Flash gets hurt it could get Sam Cassell ugly.

9:04- I am praying right now. Fuck you ump that was a strike.

9:07- Still the same at bat. Chipper needs to break his face right here.

9:09- Chipper walked, but Andruw grounded out on the first pitch. Geoff Geary scares me.

9:10- Holy shit grindhouse looks fucking epic. As my co-worker told me her son said, "I'm glad Jesus was resurrected so I can go see Grindhouse."

9:13- Insurance run? Anyone? Victorino?

9:16- Rollins steals second, goes to third on the shitty throw. Victorina lines one into the left field corner. ahhh 2-0 thats nice.

9:17- Victorina gets thrown out trying to steal third with Ryho up. That was stupid. Flyin' Hawaiian my ass.

9:19- Ryho walks, only to get thrown out at home when Utley hits one off the right field wall. Garbage, but its time for flash gordon. Honestly what kind of nickname is that?


9:26- While I posted that Brian McCann just hit a game-tying home run. Fuck it I'm done with this. Something coming when the game ends.


Sped struck out to end the game in the eleventh. Ryan Madson already has 2 losses out of the pen. Its only the second game of the season. I am numbed up by the 4 PBRs. Adam Eaton is the next phillies starter.

I'll post some of the best lines in predator to cheer myself up.
RUNNNN -- GET TO THE CHOPPAH
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

ice cube + st. ides=gold

This video speaks for itself. Greatest commercial of all time?


For those NUKE peeps out there, you may remember Maximum Shiles proclaiming "St. Ides Malt Liquor, It makes your jimmy thicker!" many a time in the KavE. And then throwing the glass 40 against the wall. Fire in the hole, bitches.
Thanks to Denevi for the tip.

Bite the hand that feeds

I just don't get it.
Viacom sues YouTube. Viacom owns CBS. CBS owns March Madness. There is a March Madness highlight reel featured on the front page of YouTube. Color me baffled.

edit: no embedding? you are a wily one viacom. Here's the link. Or you can just click on it. I am also somehow powered by Pontiac.

"ATL baby, final four thats how we do"

Thanks guy.

In other news, Colbert had possibly the greatest editable interview in the history of television tonight. Colbertnation.com immediately went down. I look forward to seeing what some enterprising loser who lives in their mom's basement internet user can do with it.

And here's another random video for your amusement -- its a monkey hosting a japanese talk show. You heard me.

Campaign 2008(?) I report, you decide

Since I haven't injected any bellig politics in a while, consider this.




Or perhaps this.




YOUR 2008 Presidential candidates america!

1st saw both these videos at Wonkette.