Why the hostility

In the interest of killing off a Friday morning -- a post of filler! It's gotta be more productive than columns written about Keyboard Cat. Another step forward in trying to get the most absurd content possible in print. Still, it's doubtful I'll ever top this one.

The big "news" around here this week was about a woman who called 911 to report being rear-ended by "black men" who then stuffed her and her daughter in the trunk of a car. The woman being blond and photogenic meant the cable news stations picked up on the story, making the reality of the situation somewhat hilarious. Because, ho ho, they were actually at Disney World!

My political leanings are best described as daddy-slappingly liberal. Disgusting.

Speaking of politics, you have undoubtedly heard about this Hispanic woman (or Latina, in parlance of our times) who was nominated for the supreme court, which I really don't care about. Far more entertaining are the photos of a "Roman Catholic priestess" who was forcibly removed from Air Force One.

I don't care to read the article, but the headline certainly lends itself to some sort of classy joke-making in regards to Hitler. Swine Flu does what Nazi's couldn't.

Or for something a little different, how about this one: Man uses live swan to beat up victim.

Running empty, that's just about it. I'll leave you with this collection of photography. Highly recommend scrolling down to the 20th century stuff, you could kill hours looking through it.