An elected official ladies and gentlemen

Hey did you know that there was some sort of election yesterday? Don't worry if you didn't vote though, it was one of those stupid primary elections where no one actually takes office. Unless! They are running unopposed in the November general, and securing the party nomination essentially secures the seat. See: Big cities where there are no Republican candidates.

Oh and to the pig-faced Congressman above, let's dust off an old chestnut: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Is it bad that the best possible response to a member of the United States Congress is a quote from an Adam Sandler movie? Probably, but how else can one counterpoint arguments that compare global warming to the smooth fizzy taste of Dr. Pepper. Still, that video is almost genius in its downward spiral of mixed metaphors and sheer lunacy. How does this man manage to make each progessive sentence increasingly idiotic? I don't know, but it's probably why the good people of the Texas' 6th District voted for him.