Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts

Thursday, October 14, 2010

It makes me appreciate the Phillies more somehow

Somehow because of the immense appreciation that already exists for the Phillies in my brain. With any luck they will be the most dominant hometown team a Philadelphia homer will ever see. Filled with great baseball, irrepressible and clutch and dirty and other adjectives. The Reds were called the Little Red Machine* this year but not any more. Also the Phillies color could also also be considered red, with the hats and all. Perhaps 'Little Red Machine' is a play on the actual team name and baseball history, but people who say that have never read The Giver.



The subject of the title of this post though is the prologue of Don Delillo's novel Underworld, and the raw enjoyment I derived in reading it. Delillo's prose is certainly more fun than 900 pages 15th Century Spanish in translation, i.e. Don Quixote. Anecdotally: I ripped through the 60 page Underworld prologue in one sitting the first time. And there is likely another reading coming before the end of the baseball playoffs. And then another some day in December when I really miss baseball. Televised baseball is everyday and then not at all, cold turkey.

Basic summary: Jackie Gleason vomits on Frank Sinatra's shoes while Bobby Thompson hits 'The Shot Heard Round The World' among other things. The other things include a kid who jumps the turnstiles and paper falling from the upper decks and J. Edgar Hoover. And now I've done more research, via a google image search, and the prologue was actually a separate thing, at one point, called "Pafko at the wall" until it became the Underworld prologue, at which point it became "The Triumph of Death" which is the name of the painting that J. Edgar Hoover is looking at because it fell on him while Gleason was vomiting.



Whatever, Delillo loves him his crazy style. And the ideas are funny/poignant. I'm no literary scholar, but I've certainly read enough to post about him on the internet. Airborne Toxic Event ain't just a LA indie band. So as jarring as it may be to jump from 1951 baseball to some broad painting 230 bombers in a post-cold war USA desert, you know its going somewhere. Like, I trust this author. There are going to be sudden changes in setting, and tangents about waste and sex and death and crowds and whatever else, but at the end, the audience is going to know what happens. Which really is kind of important when trying to tell a story.



*It's possible I'm remembering this wrong and the nickname was something less demeaning.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Opening Day: A picture gallery

The Phillies are losing, which is the real indication that baseball's back -- at least if you live in the Phillopolis. To celebrate, lets take a look at some baseball images that may or may not have appeared here in the past.

Needless to day, I am pretty excited and not sober about the new season. Especially because of the season tickets.


The best analogy I can make for the Phils is that they are like a bunch of robotic lions that join together and form a giant robot man that possibly shoot lasers out of its eyes or hands. Is it sad I am prouder of this 'shop than anything else I've ever done?


I forget how I came up with the idea for this one, but it certainly proves my debilitating racism. (Note: racism probably not debilitating). Gorillas don't take steroids!



Hmm, what other teams are good in the National League? Brewers? Cubs? If only those two teams could be combined into an underage drunken bear. Wait a minute ...


Well that's not really all that baseball related, sue me. JROLL YARD BITCH TIES FOR ALL.


Who could forget Victorino as creationist Jesus? His favorite film is The Passion of the Christ for some reason.


It seems most of the stuff in the archives is Phillies related. It's almost like I prefer that team over the others. But I know we have at least one twins fan who stops by on occasion, and whose favorite author is Kent Hrbek no doubt.



Well the Phils are now down 4 and that's about all I can manage for now. In closing: Mr. Met is a kid toucher.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Nomo's got nothing on this guy

The glorious empire of Nippon has done it again!
This time in baseball form:


That was not a strike.