A collection of shit

I decided to go through some of the things that never made it on here due to a variety of factors including lack of sobriety and the Philadelphia Eagles. The double line breaks indicate individual posts, originally, and this is in reverse chronological order. Enjoy?

SHUT THE FUCK UP
-This is the a title of a post with no content I saved earlier today. Likely related to explaining how to browse for files on a computer for several hours to some white beard who is going to Dubai. With any luck he will be imprisoned. YES YOU CLICK OPEN TO OPEN THE PICTURE.

There is the Jump-Off, the broadcast headquarters of Psychopathic house station WFukOffRadio (call letters WFKO), where a nude model will duct-tape a Juggalo to a stripper's pole and then stuff an Ecstasy pill in his rectum. (Later, the Juggalo will suck tequila from a beer bong and vomit.) There is the Spazmatic Hangout, a dry saloon serving Faygo and the official Juggalo energy drink, ICP's Spazmatic!™, which tastes like a melted freeze-pop mixed with cough syrup (text on the can: "Insane Clown Posse's Frothy, Freaky, Frosty, Refreshing Energy Freshness Can of Shazam!"). At seven in the morning, watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher will be found there nearly passed out, smoking a joint.

-all kidding aside I kind wish I had gone to gathering of the Juggalos

Big Red Son
Certainly the End of Something or Other, One Would Sort of Have to Think
Some Remarks on Kafka's Funniness from Which Probably Not Enough Has Been Removed
Authority and American Usage
The View from Mrs. Thompson's
How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart
Up, Simba
Consider the Lobster
Joseph Frank's Dostoevsky
Host

-A post about David Foster Wallace's "Consider the Lobster" got as far as this, a list of the essays contained therein

A link about something called "NutriLoaf"

Cars are dicks

"You just don't get it do you, you dumb fuck."

The strange thing about my utter lack of education in management was that it didn’t seem to matter. As a principal and founding partner of a consulting firm that eventually grew to 600 employees, I interviewed, hired, and worked alongside hundreds of business-school graduates, and the impression I formed of the M.B.A. experience was that it involved taking two years out of your life and going deeply into debt, all for the sake of learning how to keep a straight face while using phrases like “out-of-the-box thinking,” “win-win situation,” and “core competencies.” When it came to picking teammates, I generally held out higher hopes for those individuals who had used their university years to learn about something other than business administration.

-business school is fucking worthless

It would be nice if maybe soldiers could die without being subject to sick fetishization by members of the local media.

The biannual goats movie guide (part 1)
If you want to see something swedish
If you want to see something about a Jewish Nazi
If you want to see a spaghetti Western
If you want to see a stupid-funny R-rated comedy
-This didn't get very far, now did it?

Arcade Fire songs in order
Intervention
Rebellion (Lies)
Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)
Rococo
Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
No Cars Go
Keep the Car Running
Half Life II (No Celebration)
Wake Up
Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)\
We Used to Wait
Modern Man
Windowsill
Black Mirror
Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)
Crown of Love
-So incomplete/innaccurate!

He's an over-privileged boy
Who's careless with his words
His actions are the actions of a child
-And that takes us to the beginning of July, I'm done. This last one is a reference to this song by the way.