Thursday, November 12, 2009

There's always music in the air

Yeah yeah, this blog isn't being updated enough. I know what you are thinking -- what a lazy fucking asshole that thope is, looking at hilarious things on the internet all day and not sharing them with me and the 6 other people that look at this. Well sorry, here's a chimp forcing a frog to suck its dick. Was that not informative and horrifying! Or maybe no one is looking at this anymore? I kind of hope not, that would waste a years-long tradition of slapdash blather.

But shit man, I can't help it if a pornographic video-game addiction and strange media cravings preempt posting things on a blog. This is 2009! You know how it is, first you're like "Hey Twin Peaks isn't that weird, despite a bunch of shots of a ceiling fan for no reason," and then you get around to watching the episode with the infamous Dale Cooper dream sequence and its all like WTF dancing little people.



That said, maybe I'll get back in the groove of posting on here. But then again maybe not. Maybe I'll make a tumblr and put the goats out to pasture. Maybe I'll commission some South Asians to redesign the template so this doesn't look like something from 2002, or update the links on the side. Honestly, who links to 4chan? Zen Habits? Have I ever even visited that site? This blog sucks, show it to small children.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"pornographic video-games" What games are these and why have I not heard of them? Modern Warfare 2 seems cool, but far from pornographic unless that's your thing.

New favorite term - "Cosby sweater"
Definition: The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Hope you enjoyed that one.

-Dan

Sean said...

Wait, what part of the Cosby sweater is sexual? Now, if you put your phone on vibrate and shove it up someone's ass before said vomiting, I can see how it's sexual. But I'm not sure hot to tie that part in with Mr. Bill Cosby or his fabulous sweaters.

Anonymous said...

I believe it would be for people with a sploshing fetish. Or you could just be fucking the girl at the time.

Is it possible that the whole Cosby family was on the Pittsburgh Family Plan?

-Dan

Anonymous said...

"The domestic goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of goat domesticated from the wild goat of southwest Asia and Eastern Europe. The goat is a member of the Bovidae family and is closely related to the sheep: both are in the goat-antelope subfamily Caprinae. There are over three hundred distinct breeds of goat."

Goddamnit! Act like you been there, you horned bastard!

grant said...

thope i need your blog to help me get through uganda in one piece.