Screw you Phillies

So you guys are in first place, yet I've somehow been to 8 straight losses? You're a clever goose. Why the hate for season ticket holders with the "A" plan? Has our constant heckling of Pat Burrell caused him great mental anguish? Did he then try to assuage his tormented soul by playing subtle mind games with the other hitters during batting practice, screwing up their swings with his well-known Burrell shuffle technique? Seems unlikely.

I thought for sure yesterday the streak would be broken. Cole "Hollywood" Hamels was on the mound against some young Marlins guy no one has ever heard of -- surely a recipe for a W. But beware the unknown Florida arm, because the Phils got shut out. Truly disheartening.

Fuck it, let's dance. That'll perk things up.