Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Jet Li approves



There is not one universe, there are many. A multi-verse. We have the technology to travel between universes. But travel is highly restricted, and policed.

There is not one you, there are many. Each of us exists in present time in parallel universes. There was balance in the system. But now a force exists that seeks to destroy it, so he can become The One.

That force? Barack Obama. Watch out or he'll hit you with motorcycles that he swings about like giant clubs!

2 comments:

tdenevi said...

Goats! I missed you the way veins miss their sweet sweet needles.

tdenevi said...

Didn't we see that doped up out of our minds in an Evanston theater?

Also, the multiverse is real. String theory, bitches.