Sunday, September 10, 2006

Those last 4 feet to the bowl are key



Good times. Sitting here cleaning up 20-hour-old puke. Stupid party ball, you have forsaken me once again.

Hasn't been a very good day, at least in my world of sports. Phillies lose in extras. Touchdown Jesus smites JoePa. And Northwestern lost to New fucking Hampshire. (Although I was informed by our assistant sports editor/sardonic bastard that UNH's QB and #1 WR are NFL prospects. And that the WR could break a bunch of Jerry Rice's 1AA records. So thats something.)

But there's good stuff too. Like Gary Smith on Pat Tillman. And photos of Prez G-Dub doing some sort of hang-ten style wave on the AP photo wire.

Hey, wait a second, that party ball isn't kicked yet.
*pours
*takes sip
mmmmm....plastic ball filled with beer. And not entirely skunky. We have ourselves a winner.

And of course theres always this.

2 comments:

tdenevi said...

That is one of the best simpson b-plots ever, rivaled only by the sugar episode tomfoolery with its reference to Hawaii as where god lives on a plantation.

Party ball?

thope said...

I gotta agree. Unless you consider Homer's BBQ as a sublot in the episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian.

Its just a little airborne.