This is necessary
Came across this video, apparently these are what you might call 'gutta turtles' whatever the fuck that means. I think it may have something to do with that awful 'Fireman' song. In possibly related news, the other day I heard that 'Rockstar' song by Nickelback for the first time and thought it was a great piece of satire. Further research is needed.
Quoth urban dictionary "Gutta: Str8^ gangsta. Too gangsta for most gangstas to handle." Yes indeed those turtles be gutta. Fucking Christ. I think I just had a stroke.
Lil' Wayne ... turtle's downfall ... crumbling infrastructure ... beverly hills chihuahua ... morons ... dancing bears ... precious bodily fluids.