Showing posts with label arbitrary lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arbitrary lists. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

A year after reading it, things I remember about 'Infinite Jest' (a partial list)

Quebecois wheelchair assassins

Repeated and varied descriptions of the largeness of Don Gately's head

A Las Vegas crooner became president, the first president to twirl his microphone during the state of the union or whatever its called in the book, because the USA, Canada and Mexico are some sort of unified political entity

Interlace entertainment/cartridges - essentially this is Netflix

Subsidized Time - i.e. The Year of the Depends Adult Undergarment

Ambiguity as to whether one character is deformed by beauty or acid

John "No Relation" Wayne

Microwave suicide

Waste disposal via trebuchet into the 'The Great Concavity'

'The Entertainment' being fatal in that no one can ever stop watching

Mario Incandenza is a homodontic midget

The reprehensible cocaine addict from the AA recovery house who kills dogs

A kid running around with a computer monitor smashed on his head, that they can't remove right away because of the sharp screen fragments proximity to his neck

Union of the Hideously and Improbably Deformed (U.H.I.D.)

Mount Dilaudid and Lake Urine

Monday, August 16, 2010

Premier League Preview '10

Finally, the English soccer league preview no one knew they wanted: Teams as interpreted via internet videos. Selections made via a combination of drunken esoterics and personal frustration.

Blackpool


Aston Villa


Chelsea


Manchester United


Arsenal


West Bromwich Albion


Stoke City


Sunderland


Newcastle


Everton



Manchester City


Tottenham


Bolton


Blackburn


Wolves


Liverpool


Fulham


West Ham


Birmingham City


Wigan Athletic

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Things I don't care for/about today

People who quit their jobs in "amusing" ways
James Buchanan, 15th president of the US
The term "game-changer" in non-sports any context
Paris Hilton
Alaska
Black SUVs
90+ degree temperatures
Some guy on MTV's The Real World
Furries
This remix
The Cathy comic strip
Painting furniture with oil-based paint (Primer? God!)
The lack of fox soccer channel's HD feed on Verizon FIOS
The guy who called me a small man filled with high handed arrogance, with "absolute power" because I banned him from commenting on a website (wait no, I find this hilarious)

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Things I don't care for/about today

Polls
Televised dancing ability
The word "dramedy"
Hockey
The Pope
Icelandic volcanoes, and Iceland in general probably
Snake hunting
The GUNZ R GAY stencil on the lightpost near my house
Rod Blagojevich
Skateboarders
Danielle Steel
'Spartacus' on StarZ (Oh yeah you heard me Sean)
Those clowns in Washington
Leeks
William T. Vollman in drag
The PDF file format
Making this list
7-Eleven brand premium beer at a below premium price