Carlos Beltran eats babies

Yeah, per A-Rob's request, I tried to come up with some photoshop action of Jose Reyes getting shivved. Didn't really work out. It's really hard to do blood in PS.

I did come up a couple things that I'm less than excited about, including the internet memetastic image above. It's no Barry Bonds as gorilla or even a blinged out Jimmy Rollins, but whatever.

I can still fantasize about Chase bringing a bat out into the field with him during the all star game and breaking the legs (or face) of Jose Reyes and David Wright both.