Hahahaha .... Japan

You know baseball is back when the locker-room hijinks start. In the above video, Brett Myers took a break from being a gaping asshole to be a hilarious asshole. He enlisted about half the Phillies organization to help him convince Kyle Kendrick that he had been traded to some Japanese team for "Kobayashi." I prefer to think it was the Kobayashi from Usual Suspects rather than the champion hot dog eater. It's more high-brow that way.