This image has been altered to protect the guiltyI offer no context nor apologies for the above picture. Instead, with one episode to go, let's take a look back at my (admittedly facetious) preseason Wire predictions.
Bubbles finally gets off the needle - 1 for 1!
Clay Davis and the developers get taken down for corruption - Never underestimate the race card.
McNulty dies in a drunken-driving accident - No, this is stupid
Brother Mouzone comes back for some reason - Not yet (fingers crossed)
Method Man aka "Cheese" learns Randy Wagstaff is his son, forcing him to leave the Wu Tang Clan and start a family with Randy's burn victim foster mother - Uhhh, no
Under the tutelage of Bunny Colvin, Namond Brice gets into college - Count it!
Avon gets out of prison and starts his own bakery - No.
Prop Joe goes on "The Biggest Loser" - He was the biggest loser. When he died.
Carcetti becomes a racist - Only if he fires Norman
Snoop and Chris get bizayyyy - Apparently Snoop is a lesbian. Also, no.
Freamon ponders a problem, then figures it out - Obviously this happened
Rawls meets Omar, they run off together - Ummmm, no.
Two words: Race Riots - Unlikely
Bunk lights his clothes on fire ... again - This may have happened off camera
Well there you have it. My completely BS predictions went a solid 3 for 12. Fainting Goats, now 25 percent accurate!
Finally one of the infamous pictures gets posted. You should do a post where you just change the photoshop aspect of the pic and have a vote on the best one.
ReplyDeleteSo many choices.
"The guilty (i.e. badass)," was notified of the intent of this post beforehand and approves of the committee's selection of protective LOLZ-face security features. That's one happy mo'fo.
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